That's intense
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
