Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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