so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i will never coherently bang her
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Drake has all the answers
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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