Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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