Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
His hands were made for my vagina.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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