You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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