her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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