i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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