Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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