I want to make a zoo with you.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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