I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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