well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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