Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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