Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
