She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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