You're so nebulous sometimes
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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