I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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