I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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