the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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