When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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