You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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