is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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