nut hugger
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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