He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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