does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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