we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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