so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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