My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
