Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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