I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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