he thought i was a dude.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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