let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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