just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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