Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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