I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
