I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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