I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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