i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My penis needs a shock collar
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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