farters have to be the big spoon...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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