I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
