no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
