he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
