You really coming over, don't trick.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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