Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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