week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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