When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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