North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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