You just made me feel so damn special
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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