god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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