The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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