Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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