As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
be right there i have to get my cape
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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