Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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