Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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