I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I will be naked everywhere
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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