You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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