I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize