The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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