If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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