Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and she was petting her beer can
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize